December 2011
If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
laughing-sister:
FUCK.
When a math test says 'Explain'.
Eating chocolate →
theannoyingskwid:
Expectation:
Reality:
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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
I’m usually like
FEATURED AT EPICHUMOR. FOLLOW NOW!
When your teachers extends a due date
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
When you were younger and a friend came over.
devinjacob:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
Story of my life
laughing-sister:
My mom calls me, and i’m like:
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
YAY!!! 200 FOLLOWERS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO...
Last time I hit 100 followers I just posted a random amount of GIFs cause I was SO EXCITED. Not sure what to do for 200… I guess I’ll just do the same. THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!!! You ALL are awesome <333
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
beeeleenn:
Do you do marathons? →
Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
When Your Playing Tag
Then you see the person thats out chasing your friend
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ilostmyfear0ffalling:
screamingforareason:
FIRST THEY TAKE AWAY OUR ASKS
THEN THEY TAKE AWAY OUR POSTS
NOW THEY ARE TAKING AWAY OUR MISSING E.
REVOLUTION IS IN ORDER MY ONLY FRIENDS